Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. It’s a hardware problem. Tweet0Facebook0LinkedIn0
I was going to say “Zero. Programmers don’t change light bulbs, they get the maintenance people to change it.”
if (!on($lightbulb)) {
$makeCall = $_get($phone);
while ($makeCall = true) {
echo ‘Hey, maintenance? Yeah, I need you to get over here. We got an issue only you can fix.’;
} else {
$dark = ‘Okay enough to program’;
}
echo $result;
and I was about to say : zero, programmers don’t need light!